My tweets

[were_gopher]

• Sun, 22:42: Kittens day 2. Have just avoided learning the hard way that the kittens match the stair carpet far too well in the dark.
• Mon, 16:00: I think they're settling in https://t.co/N5QwFfnKYA

Comments

[clothsprogs.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. I once learned how well Smitty's dog's poo matched their hallway carpet.....

Teddy

[were-gopher.livejournal.com]

That sounds as nasty as the time I sat down one morning at my computer to start the script to download usenet while I made coffee and put my bare foot right in a pile of kitty barf.