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	Here's What Were_gopher Will Get for Christmas!
wolfette will get you a strange puppy-pony hybrid ... a ponppy!.
occams_pyramid will get you Francis Bacon's Left Femur.
timill will get you an advance copy of the Burning Crusade.
petermorwood will get you the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
clothsprogs will get you your own death certificate.

'What Will you Get for Christmas?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Question is what would I do with Francis Bacons left femur, and who gets the right one? The Death Certificate could come in handy for tax purposes tho...