My tweets

• Sat, 19:05: H What was that plink? O There's a ladybird in my wine! H What's it doing in there? O Backstroke by the look of it. http://t.co/H2G2U3Jr1c
• Sun, 11:06: I learn more keyboard shortcuts by trying to work out what Mungo just stood on than any other way. #computersandcatsdontmix