My tweets

• Fri, 13:29: Got home from shops, put stuff away, ate then went to browse stuff while digesting. No Internet. Swear then start rebooting and diagnostics.
• Fri, 13:29: Text @murphyslawyer for ideas after 4th try. Mobile rings. Did house phone ring? No. Swear some more. Get up to stretch legs. Look outside.
• Fri, 13:29: Discover reason for no Internet is no phone line. They're replacing the pole. Spoke to workmen who said they knocked about 11 but no reply.
• Fri, 13:29: Just after I went shopping. Just got to wait for them to finish. At least Minecraft has an offline mode. #1stworldproblems
• Fri, 13:58: now can haz internets
• Fri, 14:27: RT @EverydaySexism: #SREnow - because girls are experiencing things like this at school & support isn't always available at home http://t.c…
• Fri, 17:17: MPs voted 524 - 43 in favour of air strikes. When the Hell will we learn to keep out of the sandbox.
• Sat, 10:14: RT @ClaraJeffery: This is awesome---->> RT @conradhackett Philosophy explained http://t.co/rPiNQ2byJ9 http://t.co/JVwJpCcYSW