On the twelfth day of Christmas,
were_gopher sent to me...

Twelve
djbps drumming

Eleven
rozks piping

Ten
filkerdaves a-leaping

Nine
mrgoodwraiths dancing

Eight
erikvolsons a-milking

Seven
siliconshamans a-filking

Six cats engineering
Five bi-i-i-ikes
Four comics
Three books
Two old movies
...and a beer in a mythology.
Needs more books.