On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
were_gopher sent to me...
Twelve 
highstones drumming
Eleven 
timills piping
Ten 
cuddles_batcaves a-leaping
Nine 
clothsprogs dancing
Eight 
frostfoxs a-milking
Seven 
wolfettes a-swimming
Six 
dduanes a-laying
Five 
occa-a-a-ams_pyramids
Four 
petermorwoods
Three 
antonia_tigers
Two 
aunty_marions
...and a LiveJournal meme in a pear tree.
The thought of multiple Peter Morwoods is rather disturbing... though the six Diane Duanes may be capable of restraining them